Jack Schitt ...

WHEN SOMEONE SAYS: “You don’t know Jack Schitt”, now you’ll know the entire story!

• Jack Schitt is the only son of O. Schitt and Awe Schitt.

• O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Awe Schitt, who later ran the Kneedeep Inn-Schitt.

• Jack Schitt eventually married Noe Schitt, and together they produced six children.

• Holy Schitt, their first child, passed on shortly after birth.

• Next came twin sons: Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, and the two daughters: Fulla Schitt and Givva Schitt.

• Their final child, another son, was named Bull Schitt.

• In the mean time, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out.

• Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt, and they have a son, Chicken Schitt.

• Fulla Schitt and Givva Schitt married the Happens Brothers.

• The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt, and Horace Schitt.

• Bull Schitt married a spicy number, Pesa Schitt, and they’re awaiting the arrival of Baby Schitt.

• So now that not only do you know Jack Schitt, but his entire family as well!