Math Equivalents ...

• The ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi

• 2000 pounds of Chinese Soup = Won ton

• Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond

• Time it takes to sail 220 years at 1 nautical mile per hour – Knotfurlong

• 365.25 days of drinking low calorie beer = 1 Lite year

• 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling

• Half a large intestine = 1 semicolon

• 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz

• 1000 cc’s of wet socks = 1 literhosen

• 1 kilo of falling figs – 1 Fig Newton

• 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds

• Shortest distance between 2 jokes = 1 straight line

• Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower