Some Random Thoughts ...
1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you are wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I did not want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the heck do you fold a fitted sheet?

6. Google maps really needs to start their directions on #5. I am pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood,

7. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you exactly how the person died.

8. I cannot remember the last time I was not at least kind of tired.

9. Bad decisions make good stories.

10. You never know when it will strike, but comes a moment at work when you know that you just are not going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

11. Can we all just agree to ignore what comes after Blue-Ray? I do not want to restart my collection … again.

12. I am always slightly terrified when I exit out of MS Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page document that I swear I did not make any changes to.

13. I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

14. I think the freezer deserves a light too.

15. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

16. Sometimes I look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still do not know what time it is.

17. How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still did not hear or understand a word they said?

18. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night, more kisses begin with a Fat Tire Brew than Kay.

19. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Jeans? Jeans never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.