Words of Wisdom from Children ...
Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick, age 10
When you dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid. don't answer him. Michael, age 14
Never tell your mom her diet's not working. Billy, 12
Stay away from prunes. Randy, 9
Never pee on an electric fence. Robert, 13
Don't squat with your spurs on. Robert, 13
Don't pull your dad/s finger when he tells you to. Emily, 10
When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. Taylia 11
Don't sneeze in front of your mom when you are eating crackers. Mitchell, 12
Puppies still have bad breathe even after eating a Tic-Tac. Andrew, 9
Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. Kyoyo, 9
You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. Amir, 9
Don't wear polka dot underwear with white shorts. Kellie, 11
If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. Kellie, 15
Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. Lauren, 9
Don't pick on your sister while she is holding a baseball bat. Joel, 10
Never try to baptize a cat. Eileen, 8
If you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom while she is on the phone. Alyesha, 13